parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

some-blonde:

there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture